Sunday, August 29, 2010

My Dearest Julia,

I am quite pleased that you accepted my invitation to be co-author of this blog. I am also quite pleased that you enjoy this blog and its banner.
Your awkward roommates seem so...full of character.
Yoshi, eh? I'm sure she loves that name and cherishes every moment when this feminine nickname of hers is mentioned.  You should ask her how to spell her name. Then put it in your next e-letter to me. That way I can see her difficult name.
Is she a foreigner? Like Canadian or something? Foreigners have the tendency to have difficult names.
So you've only seen her for a full minute total in your life? Wow. Acting like a turtle has been brought to another level.
Why are they so awkward? Is it the "Don't talk to me if you don't know anything about Anime" type of awkward? Or is it the "Lamp shade over the head wearing a duck costume" kind of awkward? Either way, that's quite awkward if you ask me.


Thanks for offering to mourn on my day of birth, but howsbout instead of mourning, you wake up in the morning (get it?! HAHA! GET IT?!) and celebrate my birthday with CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!!!!! Does that not sound more fun or what?!


So I just got home from Singles Ward. And when I say "just" I really mean two hours ago.


What classes are you taking this semester?


So there's this sweater at Burlington Coat Factory that reminds me of the part in Princess Diaries when Lana says,"The sweater your wearing...was it made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up?" I want to tell one of my co-workers every time I pass the sweater, but all of my co-workers either don't speak English, or would not appreciate the greatness of that quote.


Anyway, I'm not feeling super creative at the moment, so I'll just give you this picture:

You're welcome.
Love,
Tim



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